zander-pandar:

Tim Burton: Hey Johnny, I have this new mov-…

Johnny Depp: Yes.

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

Passive aggressive Witch

baltharus:

I don’t curse people, I bless everyone around them.

(via fake-mermaid)

lickdacake:

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animeliberationfront:

I literally overcame self esteem issues by making ironically over-arrogant claims because even if you’re joking about something a lot you start to believe it and that can totally work in a good way if you let it

(via everyatomofmemissedhim)